๐Ÿคก HONK HONK ๐Ÿคก THE CIRCUS IS OPEN ๐Ÿคก YOU ARE ALREADY IN IT ๐Ÿคก HE CLOCKED IN AND NEVER CLOCKED OUT ๐Ÿคก BUY THE CLOWN BE THE CLOWN ๐Ÿคก NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE WE CANNOT READ ๐Ÿคก EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH SINCE 2004 ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿคก HONK HONK ๐Ÿคก THE CIRCUS IS OPEN ๐Ÿคก YOU ARE ALREADY IN IT ๐Ÿคก HE CLOCKED IN AND NEVER CLOCKED OUT ๐Ÿคก BUY THE CLOWN BE THE CLOWN ๐Ÿคก NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE WE CANNOT READ ๐Ÿคก EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH SINCE 2004 ๐Ÿคก

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CLOWN

WORLD'S OKAYEST EMPLOYEE

CLOWN, the world's okayest employee
HONK

he clocked in on MAY 14 2004. he never clocked out.
now he is on the blockchain and it is your problem.

BUY $CLOWN ๐Ÿคก FOLLOW ON X ๐• CHART ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰
CA: PASTE_YOUR_CONTRACT_ADDRESS_HERE

scroll down ๐Ÿ‘‡ (or don't, he is watching either way)

๐Ÿ“ผ THE TAPE ๐Ÿ“ผ

the tape exists. it is still in evidence. the clock is still running.

PLEASE
STAND BY

TAPE RECOVERED โ€” NOT YET CLEARED FOR RELEASE

โ— NO SIGNAL
18:12:31 MAY 14 2004
๐Ÿ”” TELL ME WHEN ๐•

THE MANIFESTO

written at 4am on a napkin. we did not proofread it. we did not read it.

every chart is a circus.
every trader is a clown.
we just made it official.
no team.
no roadmap.
no idea.
(there is a roadmap. it is fake.)
he has a name badge.
he has a tie.
he has NO EXIT PLAN.
neither do you. welcome.
utility?
the utility is the honk.
the honk is free.
the token is not.
we asked him what the plan was.
he handed us a flower.
we bought more.
this is not a project.
this is a sighting.
you are a witness now.
good luck.

TOKENOMIK$

we hired an accountant. he was also a clown. this is what he came back with.

SUPPLY

1,000,000,000

one billion honks. that is all of them. there are no more honks.

๐Ÿ”ฅ

LIQUIDITY

BURNED

we set it on fire and then we clapped for about nine minutes.

๐ŸŽˆ

CONTRACT

RENOUNCED

keys were tied to a balloon. balloon left. we waved.

0๏ธโƒฃ

TAX

0 / 0

we tried to add a tax but nobody here can do percentages.

๐Ÿšจ CONFIRMED SIGHTINGS ๐Ÿšจ

street cameras. tourists. one guy with a flower. the evidence is overwhelming.

CLOWN walking down a city street17:04:02 ยท MAY 14 2004
subject observed walking. purpose unknown.
CLOWN approaching pedestrians17:19:55 ยท MAY 14 2004
witness maintained eye contact. mistake.
CLOWN running toward the camera17:41:13 ยท MAY 14 2004
subject accelerating. camera operator fled.
CLOWN reaching for a tricycle18:12:31 ยท MAY 14 2004
acquired vehicle. did not use it correctly.
CLOWN high-fiving a cat mascot16:58:07 ยท NOV 02 2004
contact made with unknown associate.
CLOWN walking past a bystander17:27:36 ยท MAY 14 2004
last confirmed sighting. then: the chain.

THE ROADMAP ๐Ÿ—บ

drawn in crayon. legally binding. (it is not.)

  1. PHASE 1EXISTโœ… completed, somehow
  2. PHASE 2HONKโœ… honked. loudly. neighbours called.
  3. PHASE 3???โณ in progress, nobody knows what it is
  4. PHASE 4EVERY CHART BECOMES A CIRCUS๐Ÿ”œ inevitable
  5. PHASE 5CIRCUS ON MARS๐Ÿ”œ he has not replied
  6. PHASE 6WE FORGOT THIS ONEโ“ it was the good one

HOW TO BECOME A CLOWN

four steps. we tested it on the dumbest person we know. he made it.

1

GET A WALLET

Phantom. Solflare. whatever. write the seed phrase on paper, not in your group chat, you absolute clown.

2

PUT SOL IN IT

buy SOL somewhere respectable, then send it somewhere disreputable. that is here.

3

SWAP FOR $CLOWN

paste the contract address, press the big button, close your eyes, honk once.

4

HONK FOREVER

you are the clown now. there is no step to undo this. congratulations.

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